Zeus is fearless, and hardly one who could be accused of having an addled mind. If Mensa had a forum for intellectually superior felines, finding and tracking Zeus might be their crowning achievement. His superior intelligence lends itself to calculated and premeditated acts, and obsessive fixations on things that are often better off left alone. He also has very specific and cultivated taste in all things, and has a preference for luxurious textures and courtly fineries. Zeus recently articulated his fetishistic desire to possess and covet all of my goat hair makeup brushes. I don't know why he finds Hakuhodo and Tom Ford brushes inherently more appealing than the others, but they are most assuredly the objects of his desire. What is curious is that he only has interest in the goat hair brushes. They have all been washed multiple times, and no longer possess that earthy goat scent-- perhaps it is because they are white-haired as is he.
The quivering goats
I'll get you, my pretty...
Tom Ford just gets me. I know that he had me in mind when he created this brush. Maybe I should live with him instead because I am pretty sure that he would be far more generous with these beauties. I wonder if he has a whole wing of his house filled with them. I bet he does!
It really has the most beautiful and rich bouquet. I'm just intoxicated by this hypnotic scent, and would give my right dewclaw to have one of these that was my size so that we could spoon. I'm getting lightheaded just thinking about it.
I really must get closer.
If only I had opposable thumbs I could get in here all of the time without having to wait for the humans to open the door to the treasure vault. It is a cruel joke, really. I need another strategy to gain access. Every single time that I gaze into her eyes lovingly she melts, and my mismatched eyes are so novel that she gets endless pleasure staring at, and fawning over, me. It is in one of these moments of her vulnerability that I should strike-- now I just need to lure her into the bathroom so that we can share one of those tender moments, and when she turns around I will claim what is rightfully mine! I will have to work out all of the details, but if I appeal to her emotions then she doesn't stand a chance.
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