Helen: How would you describe your feelings about having a beauty blog named in your honor?
Lola: Well, I think it's pretty nice, but I don't understand why it often features my mortal enemy and tormentor. Zeus consistently displays aberrant behavior, and let me tell you he's even weirder when you leave the house. I have two words for you, Nanny Cam!
Helen: I get that he's crazy, but you kind of have to try and tolerate him because we rescued him from the streets of LA where he would have surely met a very sad fate. What is your favorite aspect of having a beauty blog?
Lola: That's an easy question, the best part is sleeping in your lap when you write.
Helen: That's definitely very meaningful to me as well. I love that you purr until you fall asleep, and you melt my heart every single time that you gaze lovingly into my eyes.
Lola: It's definitely my favorite time of the day. I also love sprawling out across our desk, and I love that you placed it right under the double windows so that I can sleep in the window when there is a nice breeze. It's especially nice when the Jasmine is in bloom-- that was definitely a nice touch. I was wondering if you could put water in the fountain under the window because it attracts all of the neighborhood butterflies and birds, and they are so fun to watch!
Helen: These things give me great pleasure as well! I didn't realize that you missed that fountain being connected-- I will have to remedy this situation! It would definitely be a nice addition to the study room. Is there anything else that you would like for me to do?
Lola: That's all that I can think of right now, but I wanted to thank you for putting that high perch above the door, and it is fantastic that you put the condo beneath it so that it is easy to get to. It was also really nice that you cleared all of your books off of all of the high shelves of the bookcases. It's about time that you understood that they are cat perches-- not a place to store piles of books.
Helen: Happy to oblige, but you do realize that you and your feline cohorts are slowly but surely crowding me out of my workspace. Would you prefer that I work exclusively from campus instead?
Lola: No, I definitely prefer it when you work from home-- I'm sure that we can work something out!
Helen: Glad to hear it!
Lola: Well, I am sleepy and want to take a nap now, but if you or anyone has any other questions I will happily answer them after my snack and nap!
Helen: Sleep tight, sweet little Lola!
Lola then blinked her eyes and promptly fell asleep.
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